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Learn MoreMoscow is the concentration of the value code of the multinational people of Russia. [Vladimir Putin]
The Internet is a big garbage dump. And a garbage dump of anonymous people. [Aleksandr Maslyakov]
The sense of humor, like the sense of hunger, does not atrophy. [Aleksandr Maslyakov]
If we're joking, it means there's a way out. [Aleksandr Maslyakov]
It is not the child who should understand you, but you who should understand the child. Only because you were a child, and the child was not yet an adult. [Vitaliy Sundakov]
All vital truth contains the memory of all that for which it is not true. [David Herbert Lawrence]
[Hezbollah forces] cannot exist all over Syria anyway, for many reasons, but they exist on the borders. [Bashar Al-Assad]
He has been named as the heir apparent of the great Argentine hero, Diego Maradona, by journalists, players, and Maradona himself, alike. I'd personally put him in a drawer of my bedside table. [Franz Beckenbauer]
We are the fault line; if you don't deal with this fault line, you're going to have an earthquake, that's what we always said. [Bashar Al-Assad]
Rippling, rippling, rippling, like a flapping overlapping of soft flames, soft as feathers, running to points of brilliance, exquisite, exquisite and melting her all molten inside. [David Herbert Lawrence]
What's the difference between comedy and drama? When Jen Psaki speaks, it's comedy. When President Obama repeats her nonsense, it's drama. [08/14/2024 01:08:02]
Can a woman get pregnant by another woman?
Yes, if one of them is competing in the Olympics. [08/13/2024 06:08:51]
The girl boxer failed the gender test.
She turned out to be a woman, so she was not allowed to compete in the women's competition. [08/10/2024 03:08:38]
- Roza Markovna, look at the fabric I bought for my Semyon's tie.
- The fabric is wonderful, but isn't it too much for a tie?
- And I'll make myself a dress from the leftovers. [08/10/2024 03:08:23]